If I get fat this summer, I'm blaming Big Brother. Every moment that goes by someone mentions a biscuit or something, and me, the innocent bystander, thinks "Ere, I fancy a hob nob." Vicious. I just hope they don't start talking about how much they love KFC (other fast-food outlets are available!).

Charley revealed that she tried to add some alcohol to the list in order to trick Big Brother. A confusing tactic. Even if she did trick BB (which is very unlikely -- Charley couldn't trick a blind badger), she's made the fatal mistake of telling Gerry about the plan. What an idiot. Does she not realise that there are cameras in the house? Would explain some of her other stupid sayings though...

At 2:20pm everyone -- apart from Ziggy and Chanelle who were in the bedroom -- had a bit of nosh. I didn't catch what it was, but it looked sloppy. "We'd better eat well now," said Seány, "Because we'll hardly eat a thing next week."

Charley has been worrying that she didn't spend her allowance in the shopping budget wisely. About half of her money was spent on cigarettes -- leaving about 4 quid for food. Could be a bit tight.

Nicky, also a smoker, has opted to try and give up. Good luck to her. Apparently, Charley is "too stressed" to give up. Must be all those work pressures she has outside of the house.

Carole has warned Gerry that if he eats like he did last week, he'll run out within four days.

Big Brother wouldn't let them starve, would they?

Shame. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the Colonel.

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