Channel4.com is having a bit of a 'mare today, the livefeed has quite literally died on us all.

So, er, help me out here. I don't know what's going on, you don't know what's going on... none of us do.

E4 is showing a repeat of last night's show. Gerry's reaction to Freddy (his teddy) being violated by Seány's condom gag still makes me laugh. I've seen it a good three times now.

Ah! I know what I can share with you now in this moment of livefeed deadage (as Tracey would say). I have a theory, you see.

We've all seen the Ofcom warning notice at the start of the Friday night live shows. Channel 4 is in a lot of trouble over the Shilpa Shetty affair. But what you may not realise is that Ofcom has actually planted itself within Channel 4's programming.

The particularly observant among you may have noticed already. Mr Ofcom is a very suspicious figure indeed. Take a look, he's been hiding on Big Brother's Big Mouth...

Missed him?

Take a closer look...

Eeek! There he is! Watch out Channel 4, Mr Ofcom is watching. And, judging by his "villain from Tin-Tin" look, he's not to be messed with.

Maybe this shadowy figure is behind Channel 4's current live feed problems? Suspicious, to say the least.

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