Big Brother got all the housemates out of bed with a nice ear-piercing alarm call.

Discussion quickly turned to the events of last night. And what events they were! Ladies and Gentlemen, the first ever gay kiss on Big Brother was between Seány and Gerry. There has been no public backlash against this -- good -- but it's only a matter of time, I'd say.

Gerry has been stupidly philosophical this morning, saying his reasons for being on Big Brother are to find out about himself. "But I could go to the jungle and find myself, or the desert," he said. I agree. Surely Big Brother is the worst way to find yourself?

Billi has been in the pool, looking a bit like a hungover Chrissie Hynde. Jonathan, meanwhile, is complaining about the state of the bathroom while looking like a man ready for a two-week golf holiday. I like him, though.

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